A few home truths

Thursday, 23 September 2010

1. Creepy men should be outlawed. It's my prerogative to not give you my name, because it's my fucking name. On the other hand, what you're supposed to do is NOT FUCKING THREATEN ME. Argh.

2. More often than not, men suck. Sorry, but the douches in the world totally outnumber the nice guys.

3. If you're aware that something is not going to work, and say so, you're pessimistic. On the other hand, if you're aware that it's going to go perfect, and say so, you're over confident. Essentially, there's no winning. So give in, be pessimistic about the good stuff, and optimistic about the shit. The world will love you more.

4.Pink is pink is pink is pink. If a girl tells you she doesn't love a single shade of pink, she's lying. Either that or she's actually a guy. Which means she/he's still lying.

5. Whoever said there was no shame in losing, never lost. There is shame in losing. And the shame is this: YOU LOST. :| What there is actually no shame in, is feeling bad about losing. You're human, if you want to feel like crap about having lost, go ahead. In fact, if you want to feel like crap about just about anything, or even nothing, go ahead.

Okay, the internet is being very annoying today, so I'm just going to post this while I still can.